Bill Maher sits down with David Cross and what starts as loose, slightly irreverent banter turns into one of those conversations where you realize—oh right, nobody actually agrees on anything anymore.
This is America. The land of freedom and liberty. We don’t get to rank human lives by quantity. Iran killing 50,000 doesn’t make 2 American deaths acceptable — that’s not moral reasoning, that’s moral bankruptcy dressed up in a monologue.
And you told us you were the rational, irreligious truth-teller Bill. Less religion, more logic you said. And yet here you are — fully captivated by a man who has never read a Bible verse in his life, bought your loyalty with one compliment, and you rolled right over.
John — you ran as a progressive. Bernie endorsed you. Pennsylvania believed you. And now you’re Trump’s favorite Democrat, proud that his Republican family approves of you.
You both know better. That’s what makes it so much worse.
Bill, there is indeed a thing you can attach to your, um, thing to pee in. Call David Sedaris. He did a bit on it after giving it a go. It’s called Stadium Buddy. Back in the day it was called Stadium Pal. It apparently wasn’t great but, hey, it does exist. Numerous dicey reviews on Amazon.
NAP
I’m an atheist that believes everyone can be Jesus-like but laugh at jokes depicting Jesus as gay.
It’s fascinating how Odd Bill thinks
Just fuvking leave BillyBob.
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What the fuck was that shit opening last night!?!?!?
Fetterman is your friend?!?!?!
Is tRump your “friend” now too?!?!?!?
Fuck fetterman and you too!!
How about addressing the most pressing problems of the day: https://substack.com/@markashryock/note/p-196912511?r=cghhf&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Gentlemen — and I use that term loosely
So Bill, only 2 deaths by ICE? Just 2?
This is America. The land of freedom and liberty. We don’t get to rank human lives by quantity. Iran killing 50,000 doesn’t make 2 American deaths acceptable — that’s not moral reasoning, that’s moral bankruptcy dressed up in a monologue.
And you told us you were the rational, irreligious truth-teller Bill. Less religion, more logic you said. And yet here you are — fully captivated by a man who has never read a Bible verse in his life, bought your loyalty with one compliment, and you rolled right over.
John — you ran as a progressive. Bernie endorsed you. Pennsylvania believed you. And now you’re Trump’s favorite Democrat, proud that his Republican family approves of you.
You both know better. That’s what makes it so much worse.
Shame on you both.
Bill, there is indeed a thing you can attach to your, um, thing to pee in. Call David Sedaris. He did a bit on it after giving it a go. It’s called Stadium Buddy. Back in the day it was called Stadium Pal. It apparently wasn’t great but, hey, it does exist. Numerous dicey reviews on Amazon.
Bill, Pls look at the quick utube I sent you from BC Canada Feb 14th. I just signed up to contact you, thanks!
He looks like he's on a sex offender’s list.