I’ve been collecting New Yorker cartoons for over 30 years, and each week on my Substack, my guest at Club Random and I pick a few and describe them to each other to see if they still hold up.
Bill Maher you are an idiot. Every bad thing that happens you blame on the democrats and woke whatever that means. You must be trying to get MAGA viewers. I used to watch you years ago but since you insist on your guests agreeing with you I couldn’t stomach it anymore. You also don’t seem to have any need for facts when you open your mouth because your main objective is making democrats look bad. The only ones that have tried to help the American people are democrats but of course you’re rich so that’s all you care about
I love the New Yorker cartoon segments. Saw a Norm MacDonald clip today that would make a GREAT cartoon: Two homeless guys sitting on the ground together, one turns to the other, and says, “When the fuck were you ever the goaltender for the Montreal Canadiens?” I can’t stop laughing when I visualize this as a cartoon.
One more thing Bill, have you sold your soul to the devil? You’ve seemed nearly bereft every time you say anything bad about the trumpanzee. Really, you look nervous. Did the Whiz dazzle you too? It’s sick. He’s a fucking liar, a snake, you fell hard. It’s not that you went, it’s you got sucked into the cult.
Get over yourself. You didn’t fuck up having dinner with trump, although it definitely shows you have as much need for recognition and power as him, but you continue to try to explain it, defend it, to once again bolster YOUR ego. Just stop it already. But what I’m actually writing to you is for you to finally admit YOU are OLD. (Dave Barry did a good job of explaining that to you)
You have no tolerance for younger people. You loathe them, mainly because you don’t understand them. And because they are young and you are not. I’m about your age, have 4 wonderful children, a doctor, principle, nurse and another teacher. And 10 grandchildren from 23-3. Already exceeding expectations!
I hope your money will visit you in your nursing home you selfish prick.
And stop the balanced politics, now that you’re leaning and EMBRACING magats. Republicans are morally bankrupt hypocrites. Period.
Last note—we’ve watched your shows forever. Attended your live performances. I am about to give up on you.
Bill Maher you are an idiot. Every bad thing that happens you blame on the democrats and woke whatever that means. You must be trying to get MAGA viewers. I used to watch you years ago but since you insist on your guests agreeing with you I couldn’t stomach it anymore. You also don’t seem to have any need for facts when you open your mouth because your main objective is making democrats look bad. The only ones that have tried to help the American people are democrats but of course you’re rich so that’s all you care about
Exactly what I would've written. You say it perfectly.
I love the New Yorker cartoon segments. Saw a Norm MacDonald clip today that would make a GREAT cartoon: Two homeless guys sitting on the ground together, one turns to the other, and says, “When the fuck were you ever the goaltender for the Montreal Canadiens?” I can’t stop laughing when I visualize this as a cartoon.
One more thing Bill, have you sold your soul to the devil? You’ve seemed nearly bereft every time you say anything bad about the trumpanzee. Really, you look nervous. Did the Whiz dazzle you too? It’s sick. He’s a fucking liar, a snake, you fell hard. It’s not that you went, it’s you got sucked into the cult.
Bill, another MAGA guest? This is called Club MAGA now. Really getting old.
Dear Bill,
Get over yourself. You didn’t fuck up having dinner with trump, although it definitely shows you have as much need for recognition and power as him, but you continue to try to explain it, defend it, to once again bolster YOUR ego. Just stop it already. But what I’m actually writing to you is for you to finally admit YOU are OLD. (Dave Barry did a good job of explaining that to you)
You have no tolerance for younger people. You loathe them, mainly because you don’t understand them. And because they are young and you are not. I’m about your age, have 4 wonderful children, a doctor, principle, nurse and another teacher. And 10 grandchildren from 23-3. Already exceeding expectations!
I hope your money will visit you in your nursing home you selfish prick.
And stop the balanced politics, now that you’re leaning and EMBRACING magats. Republicans are morally bankrupt hypocrites. Period.
Last note—we’ve watched your shows forever. Attended your live performances. I am about to give up on you.