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Kathy Vignau's avatar

I want to be your age appropriate gf.

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Sans Foible Musings's avatar

The head of homeland security is having here state credit card records reviewed, as the people of South Dakota know how self serving she is.

And she used state funds to placate the T, played Like he does and got caught. It will be interesting to see how the state handles this.

How many of his appointee clowns 🤡 did the same to snuggle up with DT?

We miss Tom Daschle!

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DustinCarpenter25's avatar

The "pot" 1000000 🔥

snot 1000000 eS coke_i_nia

😂 😂 👌

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Noah Fehlberg's avatar

Billy! Did his pen15 taste like Doritos?

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Ron Johnson's avatar

Mr. Maher

Out curiosity I would love see you debate Dennis Miller on your show . I bet with you two guys / comedians going toe to toe it would be HILARIOUS !!!

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EZK's avatar
Mar 6Edited

“Who’s got the Glengarry leads for women?” Wow - just perfect! Here’s one of my “cocktail napkins that I suspect you will like - “religion is popular because real spirituality is difficult.”

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NH's avatar

I burn most of my notes

But I get the need for pen and paper on the bedside table

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Sarah Anne Keenan's avatar

I rewrote the Canadian National Anthem on a napkin a week ago!

When you get the inspiration, you have to write it down on whatever is available!

Love it!

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Marie Gerones's avatar

I'm going to really enjoy this segment. I bet old jokes will be new and fresh and on point now. You make everyone smile like the comment from C S writes.

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Liza Gonzalez's avatar

The Larry Flint story, really? Some things should stay hidden in your memory.

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K Shapransky's avatar

Oh Bill, you are just so full of yourself

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SUSAN SPIVAK's avatar

Love you Bill

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Nemy Sicorsky's avatar

I made a comment before but can't be found, so I guess they don't register or they disappear. So why does substack bother to send the link in the first place, if it is only for paid members?

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Stephen Fear's avatar

So smug. You have to pay to respond to your stupidity. In reference to your reading chapter 7, you had better hedge your bet a little( because that’s what it is).

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